Flatpack Furniture Fan Prints

"I've spent 6 hours trying to put this wine rack together. Maybe Ikea is Swedish for 'some part missing.'"

Bird builds birdhouse around himself.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"I can't find the instructions."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Self-assembly nest

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'