Flatpack Furniture Enthusiast Pillows

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'We come in pieces.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I can't find the instructions."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

Flat pack sales assistant

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

A flat-pack cow.

'And this is your desk.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"