Flat-pack Philosopher Prints

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

DIY horror.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Flat pack sales assistant

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

A flat-pack cow.

'And this is your desk.'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"The Great Ikeamids"

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

'We come in pieces.'

Beaver looking at sticks to make dam - Some Assembly Required

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"