Flame Jokers Prints

It went out. The program must have crashed.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

Giggle.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Santa School.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Musical Accidents

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

Pinata Pranks

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"Of course what else would it be?"

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

'He picked it, and ate it.'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."