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Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Santa School.

Musical Accidents

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"Of course what else would it be?"

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

'He picked it, and ate it.'

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