Flag Collection T-Shirts

Toast to America.

Flags

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

US and the EU

Turkish Democracy

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

tRUMp, Pirate President

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

US National holiday

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Lucky Stars.

"Beware of God"

Musical genres

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Flag Kryptonite

'So who's smoking?'

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bring flag factories back to America.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Otto von Bismarck

"You have ice water in your veins."

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

King Trump

The American flag