Fitness Rival T-Shirts

'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Yearbook

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Exercise Class

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bench Press Accident