Fitness Funners Mugs

Fitness Programme for babies

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Monica Seles

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Exercise Class

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bench Press Accident

City Marathon.