Fitness Fun-seeker Mugs

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Tandem cyclists

Beginner Level Escalators

The 1/4 K No-Spill Challenge

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'I suppose this means you're off your Diet?'

'In gym at school, we used bean bags to exercise!'

"My activity tracker is programmed to understand the need for cookie breaks."

Weight washers.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

"Everything goes right to my hips."

". . . and . . . of course, worrying about those things will kill you!"

Late Bloomers

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Even More Disciples'

Only Clowns

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Banana Yoga

Jesus breaks the bread.

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Cyclist