Fitness Fanatic With Fur Babies T-Shirts

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Robber on treadmill

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Spider Press-Ups

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Dog Jogger

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Damn speed hump!"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Work out buddies.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

Cat yoga

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

101 uses of a dead cat: weights

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Do you do sports?"

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'