Fitness Fanatic Who Loves A Good Laugh Prints

Gym in Hell

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

Only Clowns

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Health

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Like it'll do any good.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Sports centre lift.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.