Fitness Fanatic Who Loves A Good Laugh Prints

Gym in Hell

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

Only Clowns

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Health

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Check out my six pack.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

The online exercise class was going rather well.

Sports centre lift.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'