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Jogger gets passed by running stroller.

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"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

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Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.