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Jogger gets passed by running stroller.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Health

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Pontius Pilates

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Check out my six pack.

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."