Fitness Enthusiast With A Twist Prints

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Man walks his dog on the treadmill.

Pelobong

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

Jogger with a record player.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

'Running is a great form of exercise, even if it's only to get to the takeaway before closing time.'

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Dog Exercise Class

"It's just a coincidence that you pedometer was on 666 when you had that massive coronary."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."