Fitness Buff With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'Don't be afraid to crowd the plate.'

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Check out my six pack.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Pontius Pilates

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."