Fitness Believers T-Shirts

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

City Marathon.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"