Fishy Painter Prints

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Fish Food

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

Easter Egg Painting.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Man Painting Road.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'Say, this is interesting.'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Edvard Munch

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

Fisherman.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

DNA Lab. You crossed a goldfish with a salmon? What did you get? A goldie-lox!

Revenge of the Fish

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"