Fishy Business Enthusiast Mugs

'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'

"Sure I can tell you where and when the big fish are going to bite, but I'm not sure I want to get involved in insider trading."

'Good gracious, no sir! He's at a hiring fair.'

'This sounds promising... 'Help wanted: Live Bait'...'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'Hold out - They're going to make a better offer.'

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome!

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'