Fishing Regulations Stickler Prints

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

TSA Noah

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

D.I.Y ladder

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.

'No hitting below the belt.'

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

'I can assure you our x-ray procedures follow very strict health and safety guidelines.'

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

"Beware! This firework is extremely dangerous...It should only be handled by an expert like me!"

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

Man with health and safety clipboard follows the Olympic Torch relay.

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

'Let me just check the code book.'