Fishing Guide Prints

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

Superior Trout Flies, Inc. - "Is there any truth to the nasty rumor that you have been known to fish with worms?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"I trained him to find trout!"

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Loud mouth bass.

'For a minute there, I didn't think I had a handle for your reel.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Beginner's luck."

Local Knowledge

The Ol' Martini Hole

NO fishing...Chumming OK.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Shark Fishing

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You say I am the world's worst guide and I say you are the world's worst fisherman. What a coincidence.'

'Catching flying fish...'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Kissing the Fish

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'