Fishing Funsters Mugs

Aliens use beer as bait.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Fishing from the Pier

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Climbing with the baby

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Bull charging a fisherman

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"You spoil that boy."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

Leopards do change their spots

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'