Fishing Funny Bone Mugs

Snowprov

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An early space launch attempt.

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

Dog at a restaurant

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

tax

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'