Fishing Fashion Critic Mugs

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Civilized Salmon

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Skinhead guppy.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"I told you it was an informal party!"