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The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

A Bloody Butcher

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Fishing for Birds

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'