Fishbowl Dreamer Mugs

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Running out of Gas.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'I saw him go that way.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

"I could have been a football pro but alas! My feet are too small!"

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

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