Fish-tastic Fun Prints

Some Technical Terms Explained - A Slipping Clutch.

Horror movies

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'They speak fish!'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Welcome."