Fish Talk Aficionado Prints

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Lap fish..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'