Fish Owner Mugs

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

Rescue dog verses rescue fish.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Walking Services

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Love a Mutt

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Super Dog'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.