Fish Dreamer Prints

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

A dream of consequence

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)