Fish-catching Strategist T-Shirts

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fishing for Birds

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'