Fiscal Puzzle Solver Mugs

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Core Business.

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

Life Tetris

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

The European Bailout

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

Insufficient Postage

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Ideology and bureaucracy

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

'Dollar'

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

UK Economy

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

I hear the ironic thing is he fails miserably whenever attempting to balance his checkbook.

IRS, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense

'Whose idea was it that we give our investors full disclosure?'

"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."