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"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"It's tough being in Congress these days...I keep telling people we've cut all we can cut...there's just no more waste!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

'The increased child tax credit is supposed to stimulate the economy...so how about a raise in my allowance?'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

'That's much better.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'