First Year In College Prints

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'