First Vote Mugs

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

An informed voter is a good voter

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Airliner

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Honest Voting Stickers

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Flight Socks.

Successful vaccination

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Young Love'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'