First Virtual Meeting Prints

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Zoom Rodeos

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"