First Time-out Prints

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Just be yourself."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Happy holidays for kids.

Building giant sand pies.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Star Wars Audience

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Child with doll in the sea

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Babies who Lunch.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Planned service changes

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Child cutting her brother's hair

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

Haircuts

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."