First Time In Venice Prints

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"Look, a bug!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Entering New York City - Check it out

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

421AD...north east Italy

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"What's not disgusting?"

New York Gondolier

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"First beach?"

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

"I don't sing. I do standup."

Pirates of Venice

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

Venetian without the knowledge

Gondolier Hat

A Wrestler Abroad

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Deaf in Venice

The Tourist

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."