
"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."
Decorate their new theatrical space with a witty or inspiring print that commemorates their first stage experience—art that celebrates their big debut with style and humor.
"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."
"Just be yourself."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
Piano Recital
"Toi Toi Toi!"
Silly wig.
Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene
"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."
"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"
Tabletop Theatre
'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"
This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.
Snail Man
"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."
'I'm a star!'
Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.
Welsh Dragon
"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."
A Scene From 'Henry V'.
"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."
"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."
'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'
'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'
'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'
Red Letter Days - A First Night
"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."
"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."
"I'll have a programme and sit on that."
'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'
Pipe Dream.
School of Hard Knocks Theater Depts: 'Break a leg!'
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