First Spelling Test Pillows

"I'm not good with letters."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I lettered in spelling."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'That's my boy...'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Spell Cheque

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."