First Solo Trip Prints

"O.K., Mom, I'm off the plane. I'll call you when I check into the hotel, and when I check out of the hotel, when I get on the plane home, and when I get off the plane home, and I'll call you when I'm in the driveway – glad you're not worrying."

Directory: You are here

'Left' and 'right' luggage.

Rubbish Carousel

The abstract piece of art, formally known as a 'tourist map'.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Baby on Top

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Ultimately love would find her...

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Hotel Interincontinential

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Single men in Tahiti

The Fault of the Fowl

Napoleon marches off alone

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'