First Singing Competition T-Shirts

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Triangle

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

George Michael

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Wolf Karaoke

Piano Recital

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Baby Mozart.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'