First Science Fair Pillows

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

PROBLEM AREAS

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."