First Sale Celebration Pillows

'It's a copy of my first royalty cheque...I cashed the original to pay for the frame!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Teamwork

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"The first one was the hardest."

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

First-Customer-Earned

Wine-tasting Tour.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

'Only water I'm afraid - we were relying on you, as dinner guests, to bring a bottle of wine...'

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

'Is this your first sack race?'

Felices fiestas.

"Do you really think I care about the collision avoidance package?"

Home Business - First Sale.

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

"Well, I you still have some money left, I must've forgotten something!"

'Speaking!'

'It's the first dollar I ever earned but soon, with so many dollars coming in, I had to pressure the U.S. Bureau of engraving and printing to print money faster.'

'Today I sold my first car and I'm really proud, boss. If only I diddn't have to go home by bus...'

'He made his first purchase on Ebay today.'

'...I take it your lucky dip numbers have come up...'

'She's tricky.'

Another Disappointing Party at the Playbill Mansion

"You'll never guess who's my new business partner?"

"What a great day to be alive! I feel like a million dollars!"