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'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
Where your mind & battle are los
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.
Butterfly Woman
Killer Executive Suits.
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
A fight in the Boardroom.
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.
"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."
Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.
Reach for the Star.
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!
'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'
"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."
"Women Supporting Women!"
Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.
The adoration of the gels.
"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"
'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'
Work/Life Balance
Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.
'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'
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