First Prayer Mugs

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A child interrupting family prayers

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Praying mantis.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'