First Playgroup Prints

"I tested very high in playing."

"Just be yourself."

Pirate

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Teddy Bear

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"I don't do intimidation"

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Little boy dragon

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Big deal - a guy writes a couple of plays, and suddenly he thinks he's the spokesman for his generation.

Mums at play group.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

Intramission

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

Merry Widow

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."