First Plane Trip Mugs

Ladies and gentlemen, the bombardier has turned on the 'go-pick-up-your-luggage-off-of-the-tarmac' sign...

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Mass Travel

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airliner

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Flight Socks.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."