First Mobile Phone T-Shirts

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Text Culture

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Cellphone Islands

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

City Marathon.

Dawing your Cellphone

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Soccer kids texting

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Technology and literature

Today's love

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Sidewalk Ballet

Books vs mobile phones

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Batman - Face ID

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'