First Milestones Prints

"She's a little traumatized—this is her first Wal-Mart."

Aw, looks like someone got his first barnacle! MOM! Whale Puberty.

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

"He sent his first text today."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"When did she start crawling?"

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Win - win

Woman crying with happiness.