First Meeting With Partner's Parents T-Shirts

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

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'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

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"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Love at First Sight.

First love.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

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'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Audience with the Parent

"He's everything I want in a man."