First Job Experience Mugs

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

Good Luck!

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

The Paper Route

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

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