First International Travel Pillows

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'Now that's an afro!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Limerick Airport

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

A London gent abroad

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Hotel Interincontinential

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

The Fault of the Fowl

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Rip-off Cabbie

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!